One Of The Advantages Of Being A Captain Is Being Able To Ask For Advice Without Necessarily Having To Take It.
~ William Shatner as Kirk, in "Dagger of the Mind"

Never Have Anything To Do With An Unlucky Place, Or An Unlucky Man. I Have Seen Many Clever Men, Very Clever Men, Who Had Not Shoes To Their Feet. I Never Act With Them. Their Advice Sounds Very Well, But They Cannot Get On Themselves; And If They Cannot Do Good To Themselves, How Can They Do Good For Me?
~ Rothschild

Write Down The Advice Of Him Who Loves You, Though You Like It Not At Present.
~ English Prove

If I Were Asked To Give What I Consider The Single Most Useful Bit Of Advice For All Humanity, It Would Be This Expect Trouble As An Inevitable Part Of Life, And When It Comes, Hold Your Head High. Look It Squarely In The Eye, And Say, I Will Be Bigger Than You. You Cannot Defeat Me.
~ Ann Landers

My Best Advice To Anyone Who Wants To Raise A Happy, Mentally Healthy Child Is: Keep Him Or Her As Far Away From A Church As You Can.
~ Frank Zappa

To Ask For Advice Is In Nine Cases Out Of Ten To Ask For Flattery.
~ John Churton Collins

To Ask Advice Is In Nine Cases Out Of Ten To Tout For Flattery.
~ John Churton Collins

Give Neither Advice Nor Salt, Until You Are Asked For It.
~ English Prove

To Profit From Good Advice Requires More Wisdom Than To Give It.
~ Churton Collins

My Advice To You Is Get Married If You Find A Good Wife Youll Be Happy If Not, Youll Become A Philosopher.
~ Socrates

I Agree With Every Word You Write, And I Can Prove This In No Better Way Than By Taking Your Advice From Beginning To End.
~ Ellen Glasgow

Friendship Will Not Stand The Strain Of Very Much Good Advice For Very Long.
~ Robert Lynd