Never Have Anything To Do With An Unlucky Place, Or An Unlucky Man. I Have Seen Many Clever Men, Very Clever Men, Who Had Not Shoes To Their Feet. I Never Act With Them. Their Advice Sounds Very Well, But They Cannot Get On Themselves; And If They Cannot Do Good To Themselves, How Can They Do Good For Me?
~ Rothschild

The True Secret Of Giving Advice Is, After You Have Honestly Given It, To Be Perfectly Indifferent Whether It Is Taken Or Not, And Never Persist In Trying To Set People Right.
~ Hannah Whitall Smith, 1902

Death Is A Very Dull, Dreary Affair, And My Advice To You Is To Have Nothing Whatsoever To Do With It.
~ W. Somerset Maugham

Those Who Try To Give Us Advice On Matters Of Human Rights Do Nothing But Provoke An Ironic Smile Among Us. We Will Not Permit Anyone To Interfere In Our Affairs.
~ Konstantin Chernenko

When A Thing Is Done, Advice Comes Too Late.
~ Romanian Prove

Ask Advice Only Of Your Equals.
~ Danish Prove

Some People Like My Advice So Much That They Frame It Upon The Wall Instead Of Using It.
~ Gordon R. Dickson

Good Advice Is Something A Man Gives When He Is Too Old To Set A Bad Example.
~ Francois de La Rochefoucauld

To Ask Advice Is In Nine Cases Out Of Ten To Tout For Flattery.
~ John Churton Collins

Please Give Me Some Good Advice In Your Next Letter. I Promise Not To Follow It.
~ Edna St. Vincent Millay, Letters, 1952

All Of Us, At Certain Moments Of Our Lives, Need To Take Advice And To Receive Help From Other People.
~ Alexis Carrel

No One Wants Advice -- Only Corroboration.
~ John Steinbeck