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Never Lend Your Car To Anyone To Whom You Have Given Birth.
~ Erma Bombeck
Is Fuel Efficiency Really What We Need Most Desperatelly I Say That What We Really Need Is A Car That Can Be Shot When It Breaks Down.
~ Russell Bake
A Man Who Has Never Gone To School May Steal From A Freight Car But If He Has A University Education, He May Steal The Whole Railroad.
~ Theodore Roosevelt
Many Highly Intelligent People Are Poor Thinkers. Many People Of Average Intelligence Are Skilled Thinkers. The Power Of A Car Is Separate From The Way The Car Is Driven.
~ Edward De Bono
Frank Knew That No Man Had Ever Crossed The Desert On Foot And Lived To Tell About It. So, He Decided To Get Back In His Car And Keep Driving.
~ Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
To attract men, I wear a perfume called ``New Car Interior.'
~ Rita Rudne
Living With A Conscience Is Like Driving A Car With The Brakes On.
~ Budd Schulberg
The Car Trip Can Draw The Family Together, As It Was In The Days Before Television When Parents And Children Actually Talked To Each Other.
~ Andrew H. Malcolm
One Hundred Years From Now, It Will Not Matter What My Bank Account Was, How Big My House Was, Or What Kind Of Car I Drove. But The World May Be A Little Better, Because I Was Important In The Life Of A Child.
~ Forest Witcraft
The Human Brain Is Like A Railroad Freight Car -- Guaranteed To Have A Certain Capacity But Often Running Empty.
~ Unknown
Telling The Future By Looking At The Past Assumes That Conditions Remain Constant. This Is Like Driving A Car By Looking In The Rearview Mirror.
~ Herb Brody
Whoops Is A Word That Should Never Be Said By Some Professions - Pilots, Racing Car Drivers, And Hair Colourists Come Immediately To Mind But Dentists Also Have To Be Up In The Top Five.
~ Richard Stubbs, Comedian, Book - " Still Life"