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When You Read About A Car Crash In Which Two Or Three Youngsters Are Killed, Do You Pause To Dwell On The Amount Of Love And Treasure And Patience Parents Poured Into Bodies No Longer Suitable For Open Caskets.
~ Jim
Normal Is Getting Dressed In Clothes That You Buy For Work And Driving Through Traffic In A Car That You Are Still Paying For - In Order To Get To The Job You Need To Pay For The Clothes And The Car, And The House You Leave Vacant All Day So You Can Afford To Live In It.
~ Ellen Goodman
Telling The Future By Looking At The Past Assumes That Conditions Remain Constant. This Is Like Driving A Car By Looking In The Rearview Mirror.
~ Herb Brody
Never Lend Your Car To Anyone To Whom You Have Given Birth.
~ Erma Bombeck
Many Highly Intelligent People Are Poor Thinkers. Many People Of Average Intelligence Are Skilled Thinkers. The Power Of A Car Is Separate From The Way The Car Is Driven.
~ Edward De Bono
Expecting A Carjacker Or Rapist Or Drug Pusher To Care That His Possession Or Use Of A Gun Is Unlawful Is Like Expecting A Terrorist To Care That His Car Bomb Is Taking Up Two Parking Spaces.
~ Joseph T. Chew
Teach Children To Be Polite And Courteous In The Home, And, When He Grows Up, He Will Never Be Able To Edge His Car Onto A Freeway.
~ Unknown
Whoops Is A Word That Should Never Be Said By Some Professions - Pilots, Racing Car Drivers, And Hair Colourists Come Immediately To Mind But Dentists Also Have To Be Up In The Top Five.
~ Richard Stubbs, Comedian, Book - " Still Life"
Is Fuel Efficiency Really What We Need Most Desperatelly? I Say That What We Really Need Is A Car That Can Be Shot When It Breaks Down.
~ Russell Bake
The Human Brain Is Like A Railroad Freight Car -- Guaranteed To Have A Certain Capacity But Often Running Empty.
~ Unknown
I Hate The Outdoors. To Me The Outdoors Is Where The Car Is.
~ Will Durst
The Best Car Safety Device Is A Rear-view Mirror With A Cop In It.
~ Dudley Moore
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