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I Hate The Outdoors. To Me The Outdoors Is Where The Car Is.
~ Will Durst
The Car Trip Can Draw The Family Together, As It Was In The Days Before Television When Parents And Children Actually Talked To Each Other.
~ Andrew H. Malcolm
When You Read About A Car Crash In Which Two Or Three Youngsters Are Killed, Do You Pause To Dwell On The Amount Of Love And Treasure And Patience Parents Poured Into Bodies No Longer Suitable For Open Caskets.
~ Jim
The Human Brain Is Like A Railroad Freight Car -- Guaranteed To Have A Certain Capacity But Often Running Empty.
~ Unknown
Expecting A Carjacker Or Rapist Or Drug Pusher To Care That His Possession Or Use Of A Gun Is Unlawful Is Like Expecting A Terrorist To Care That His Car Bomb Is Taking Up Two Parking Spaces.
~ Joseph T. Chew
Living With A Conscience Is Like Driving A Car With The Brakes On.
~ Budd Schulberg
Whoops Is A Word That Should Never Be Said By Some Professions - Pilots, Racing Car Drivers, And Hair Colourists Come Immediately To Mind But Dentists Also Have To Be Up In The Top Five.
~ Richard Stubbs, Comedian, Book - " Still Life"
Teach Children To Be Polite And Courteous In The Home, And, When He Grows Up, He Will Never Be Able To Edge His Car Onto A Freeway.
~ Unknown
Never Lend Your Car To Anyone To Whom You Have Given Birth.
~ Erma Bombeck
One Hundred Years From Now, It Will Not Matter What My Bank Account Was, How Big My House Was, Or What Kind Of Car I Drove. But The World May Be A Little Better, Because I Was Important In The Life Of A Child.
~ Forest Witcraft
To attract men, I wear a perfume called ``New Car Interior.'
~ Rita Rudne
The Best Car Safety Device Is A Rear-view Mirror With A Cop In It.
~ Dudley Moore