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The Best Car Safety Device Is A Rear-view Mirror With A Cop In It.
~ Dudley Moore
Is Fuel Efficiency Really What We Need Most Desperatelly I Say That What We Really Need Is A Car That Can Be Shot When It Breaks Down.
~ Russell Bake
A Man Who Has Never Gone To School May Steal From A Freight Car But If He Has A University Education, He May Steal The Whole Railroad.
~ Theodore Roosevelt
Normal Is Getting Dressed In Clothes That You Buy For Work And Driving Through Traffic In A Car That You Are Still Paying For - In Order To Get To The Job You Need To Pay For The Clothes And The Car, And The House You Leave Vacant All Day So You Can Afford To Live In It.
~ Ellen Goodman
Telling The Future By Looking At The Past Assumes That Conditions Remain Constant. This Is Like Driving A Car By Looking In The Rearview Mirror.
~ Herb Brody
The Human Brain Is Like A Railroad Freight Car -- Guaranteed To Have A Certain Capacity But Often Running Empty.
~ Unknown
Teach Children To Be Polite And Courteous In The Home, And, When He Grows Up, He Will Never Be Able To Edge His Car Onto A Freeway.
~ Unknown
When You Read About A Car Crash In Which Two Or Three Youngsters Are Killed, Do You Pause To Dwell On The Amount Of Love And Treasure And Patience Parents Poured Into Bodies No Longer Suitable For Open Caskets.
~ Jim
Frank Knew That No Man Had Ever Crossed The Desert On Foot And Lived To Tell About It. So, He Decided To Get Back In His Car And Keep Driving.
~ Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Many Highly Intelligent People Are Poor Thinkers. Many People Of Average Intelligence Are Skilled Thinkers. The Power Of A Car Is Separate From The Way The Car Is Driven.
~ Edward De Bono
Living With A Conscience Is Like Driving A Car With The Brakes On.
~ Budd Schulberg
Whoops Is A Word That Should Never Be Said By Some Professions - Pilots, Racing Car Drivers, And Hair Colourists Come Immediately To Mind But Dentists Also Have To Be Up In The Top Five.
~ Richard Stubbs, Comedian, Book - " Still Life"
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