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Do Not Allow Children To Mix Drinks. It Is Unseemly And They Use Too Much Vermouth.
~ Steve Allen Scientists Are The Easiest To Fool. They Think In Straight, Predictable, Directable, And Therefore Misdirectable, Lines. The Only World They Know Is The One Where Everything Has A Logical Explanation And Things Are What They Appear To Be. Children And Conjurors--they Terrify Me. Scientists Are No Problem; Against Them I Feel Quite Confident.
~ Zambendorf, _Code of the Lifemaker_ by James P. Hogan Give Me The Children Until They Are Seven And Anyone May Have Them Afterwards.
~ St. Francis Xavie In Peace, Children Inter Their Parents War Violates The Order Of Nature And Causes Parents To Inter Their Children.
~ Herodotus A Family Is A Unit Composed Not Only Of Children But Of Men, Women, An Occasional Animal, And The Common Cold.
~ Ogden Nash Working With Children With Autism Has Provided Me With An Opportunity To See The World In A Different Way. I See Them Strive To Overcome Obstacles And Persevere, And Learn To Persevere Myself. They Are My Inspiration.
~ Clay Aiken Human Beings Are The Only Creatures That Allow Their Children To Come Back Home.
~ Bill Cosby The Best Way To Keep Children At Home Is To Make The Home Atmosphere Pleasant - And Let The Air Out Of The Tires.
~ Dorothy Parke Parenting Is A Negative Thing. Keep Your Children From Killing Themselves, Or Anyone Else, And Hope For The Best.
~ Erma Bombeck Too Often We Give Children Answers To Remember Rather Than Problems To Solve.
~ Roger Lewin No Matter How Old A Mother Is, She Watches Her Middle-aged Children For Signs Of Improvement.
~ Florida Scott- Maxwell Of Children As Of Procreation - The Pleasure Momentary, The Posture Ridiculous, The Expense Damnable.
~ Evelyn Waugh
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