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My Computer Beat Me At Checkers, But I Sure Beat It At Kickboxing.
~ Emo Phillips
In A Few Minutes A Computer Can Make A Mistake So Great That It Would Have Taken Many Men Many Months To Equal It.
~ Unknown
There Is No Reason For Any Individual To Have A Computer In His Home.
~ Ken Olsen, President, Digital Equipment, 1977
An Apprentice Carpenter May Want Only A Hammer And Saw, But A Master Craftsman Employs Many Precision Tools. Computer Programming Likewise Requires Sophisticated Tools To Cope With The Complexity Of Real Applications, And Only Practice With These Tools Will Build Skill In Their Use.
~ Robert L. Kruse, Data Structures and Program Design
Part Of The Inhumanity Of The Computer Is That, Once It Is Competently Programmed And Working Smoothly, It Is Completely Honest.
~ Isaac Asimov
There Is No Reason For Any Individual To Have A Computer In Their Home.
~ Ken Olsen, CEO DEC 1977
A Computer Terminal Is Not Some Clunky Old Television With A Typewriter In Front Of It. It Is An Interface Where The Mind And Body Can Connect With The Universe And Move Bits Of It About. From Mostly Harmless.
~ Douglas Noel Adams
Wisdom Is Perishable. Unlike Information Or Knowledge, It Cannot Be Stored In A Computer Or Recorded In A Book. It Expires With Each Passing Generation.
~ Sid Taylo
The Computer Is A Moron.
~ Peter Drucke
The Cloning Of Humans Is On Most Of The Lists Of Things To Worry About From Science, Along With Behaviour Control, Genetic Engineering, Transplanted Heads, Computer Poetry And The Unrestrained Growth Of Plastic Flowers.
~ Lewis Thomas
The NeXT Computer The Hardware Makes It A PC, The Software Makes It A Workstation, The Unit Sales Makes It A Mainframe.
~ Anon
Hardware The Parts Of A Computer That Can Be Kicked.
~ Jeff Pesis