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Part Of The Inhumanity Of The Computer Is That, Once It Is Competently Programmed And Working Smoothly, It Is Completely Honest.
~ Isaac Asimov
Hardware The Parts Of A Computer That Can Be Kicked.
~ Jeff Pesis
A Computer Lets You Make More Mistakes Faster Than Any Invention In Human History, With The Possible Exceptions Of Handguns And Tequila.
~ Mitch Ratcliffe
It Would Appear That We Have Reached The Limits Of What It Is Possible To Achieve With Computer Technology, Although One Should Be Careful With Such Statements, As They Tend To Sound Pretty Silly In 5 Years.
~ John Von Neumann (ca. 1949)
My Computer Beat Me At Checkers, But I Sure Beat It At Kickboxing.
~ Emo Phillips
Pixel, N.: A Mischievous, Magical Spirit Associated With Screen Displays. The Computer Industry Has Frequently Borrowed From Mythology: Witness The Sprites In Computer Graphics, The Demons In Artificial Intelligence, And The Trolls In The Marketing Department.
~ Jeff Meye
There Is No Reason For Any Individual To Have A Computer In Their Home.
~ Ken Olsen, CEO DEC 1977
There Is No Reason Anyone Would Want A Computer In Their Home.
~ Ken Olson
There Are Many Methods For Predicting The Future. For Example, You Can Read Horoscopes, Tea Leaves, Tarot Cards, Or Crystal Balls. Collectively, These Methods Are Known As Nutty Methods. Or You Can Put Well-researched Facts Into Sophisticated Computer Models, More Commonly Referred To As A Complete Waste Of Time.
~ Scott Adams, The Dilbert Future
Man Is The Best Computer We Can Put Aboard A Spacecraft... And The Only One That Can Be Mass Produced With Unskilled Labor.
~ Wernher von Braun
The Computer Is A Moron.
~ Peter Drucke
There Is No Reason For Any Individual To Have A Computer In His Home.
~ Ken Olsen, President, Digital Equipment, 1977
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