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If Jesus Christ Were To Come Today People Would Not Even Crucify Him. They Would Ask Him To Dinner And Hear What He Had To Say, And Make Fun Of It.
~ Thomas Carlyle
The Wit Makes Fun Of Other Persons The Satirist Makes Fun Of The World The Humorist Makes Fun Of Himself, But In So Doing, He Identifies Himself With People--that Is, People Everywhere, Not For The Purpose Of Taking Them Apart, But Simply Revealing Their True Nature.
~ James Thurbe
Never Put Off Till Tomorrow The Fun You Can Have Today.
~ Aldous Huxley
The Wit Makes Fun Of Other Persons The Satirist Makes Fun Of The World The Humorist Makes Fun Of Himself.
~ James Thurbe
If Dogs Could Talk, It Would Take A Lot Of The Fun Out Of Owning One.
~ Andrew A. Rooney
There Is No Such Thing As Fun For The Whole Family.
~ Jerry Seinfeld
If Jesus Christ Were To Come Today, People Would Not Even Crucify Him. They Would Ask Him To Dinner, And Hear What He Had To Say, And Make Fun Of It.
~ Thomas Carlyle
You Will Have More Fun On Your Vacation If You Maintain A Mental Age Of 18 Or Less. Act Just Old Enough To Make Your Travel Connections And Stay Out Of Trouble.
~ Joe Schwartz
The Wit Makes Fun Of Other Persons; The Satirist Makes Fun Of The World; The Humorist Makes Fun Of Himself, But In So Doing, He Identifies Himself With People--that Is, People Everywhere, Not For The Purpose Of Taking Them Apart, But Simply Revealing Their True Nature.
~ James Thurbe
I Bet Living In A Nudist Colony Takes All The Fun Out Of Halloween.
~ Child Age 13
In All Large Corporations, There Is A Pervasive Fear That Someone, Somewhere Is Having Fun With A Computer On Company Time. Networks Help Alleviate That Fear.
~ John C. Dvorak
Skiing Combines Outdoor Fun With Knocking Down Trees With Your Face.
~ Dave Barry
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