Never Make Fun Of Someone Who Speaks Broken English. It Means They Know Another Language.
~ H. Jackson Brown Jr
It Is Against The Grain Of Modern Education To Teach Children To Program. What Fun Is There In Making Plans, Acquiring Discipline In Organizing Thoughts, Devoting Attention To Detail, And Learning To Be Self-critical?
~ Alan Perlis
The Best Weapons Against The Infamies Of Life Are Courage, Wilfulness And Patience. Courage Strenthens, Wilfulness Is Fun And Patience Provides Tranquility.
~ Hermann Hesse
If Jesus Christ Were To Come Today, People Would Not Even Crucify Him. They Would Ask Him To Dinner, And Hear What He Had To Say, And Make Fun Of It.
~ Thomas Carlyle
Leave It To A Girl To Take The Fun Out Of Sex Discrimination.
~ Bill Watterson, Calvin in "Calvin and Hobbes"
It Is Fun To Be In The Same Decade With You.
~ Franklin D. Roosevelt, in a letter to Winston Churchill
You Will Have More Fun On Your Vacation If You Maintain A Mental Age Of 18 Or Less. Act Just Old Enough To Make Your Travel Connections And Stay Out Of Trouble.
~ Joe Schwartz
If Dogs Could Talk, It Would Take A Lot Of The Fun Out Of Owning One.
~ Andrew A. Rooney
We Find Greatest Joy, Not In Getting, But In Expressing What We Are... Men Do Not Really Live For Honors Or For Pay Their Gladness Is Not The Taking And Holding, But In Doing, The Striving, The Building, The Living. It Is A Higher Joy To Teach Than To Be Taught. It Is Good To Get Justice, But Better To Do It Fun To Have Things But More To Make Them. The Happy Man Is He Who Lives The Life Of Love, Not For The Honors It May Bring, But For The Life Itself.
~ R. J. Baughan
Setting An Example For Your Children Takes All The Fun Out Of Middle Age Conditions Are Never Just Right. People Who Delay Action Until All Factors Are Favorable Do Nothing.
~ William Faulkne
It Was Not Their Irritating Assumption Of Equality That Annoyed Nicholai So Much As Their Cultural Confusions. The Americans Seemed To Confuse Standard Of Living With Quality Of Life, Equal Opportunity With Institutionalized Mediocrity, Bravery With Courage, Machismo With Manhood, Liberty With Freedom, Wordiness With Articulation, Fun With Pleasure - In Short, All Of The Misconceptions Common To Those Who Assume That Justice Implies Equality For All, Rather Than Equality For Equals.
~ Trevanian from the novel "Shibumi"
The Wit Makes Fun Of Other Persons The Satirist Makes Fun Of The World The Humorist Makes Fun Of Himself, But In So Doing, He Identifies Himself With People--that Is, People Everywhere, Not For The Purpose Of Taking Them Apart, But Simply Revealing Their True Nature.
~ James Thurbe