The First Thing A Girl Hopes For From The Garden Of Love Is At Least One Carat.
~ S. S. Biddle

That Young Girl Is One Of The Least Benightedly Unintelligent Organic Life Forms It Has Been My Profound Lack Of Pleasure Not To Be Able To Avoid Meeting.
~ Marvin, _Life, the Universe, and Everything_ by Douglas Adams

I Feel Sure That No Girl Would Go To The Altar If She Knew All.
~ Queen Victoria

All My Pupils Are The Crme De La Crme. Give Me A Girl Of An Impressionable Age, And She Is Mine For Life.
~ Muriel Spark

The Whisper Of A Pretty Girl Can Be Heard Further Than The Roar Of A Lion.
~ Arab Prove

Leave It To A Girl To Take The Fun Out Of Sex Discrimination.
~ Bill Watterson, Calvin in "Calvin and Hobbes"

You Are The Most Beautiful Girl That Has Ever Lived, And It Is Worth Dying To Have Kissed You.
~ Dylan Thomas (1914-1953)

From Birth To Age Eighteen, A Girl Needs Good Parents. From Eighteen To Thirty-five, She Needs Good Looks. From Thirty-five To Fifty-five, She Needs A Good Personality. From Fifty-five On, She Needs Good Cash.
~ Sophie Tucke

The Best Accessory A Girl Can Have Is Her Best Friend.
~ Paris Hilton

Many A Man Has Fallen In Love With A Girl In A Light So Dim He Would Not Have Chosen A Suit By It.
~ Maurice Chevalie

It Is Only Rarely That One Can See In A Little Boy The Promise Of A Man, But One Can Almost Always See In A Little Girl The Threat Of A Woman.
~ Alexandre Dumas

Lloyd What Are The Chances Of A Guy Like You And A Girl Like Me... Ending Up Togethe.
~ Dumb & Dumbe