Leave It To A Girl To Take The Fun Out Of Sex Discrimination.
~ Bill Watterson, Calvin in "Calvin and Hobbes"

Lloyd What Are The Chances Of A Guy Like You And A Girl Like Me... Ending Up Togethe.
~ Dumb & Dumbe

That Young Girl Is One Of The Least Benightedly Unintelligent Organic Life Forms It Has Been My Profound Lack Of Pleasure Not To Be Able To Avoid Meeting.
~ Marvin, _Life, the Universe, and Everything_ by Douglas Adams

From Birth To Age Eighteen, A Girl Needs Good Parents. From Eighteen To Thirty-five, She Needs Good Looks. From Thirty-five To Fifty-five, She Needs A Good Personality. From Fifty-five On, She Needs Good Cash.
~ Sophie Tucke

Many A Man Has Fallen In Love With A Girl In A Light So Dim He Would Not Have Chosen A Suit By It.
~ Maurice Chevalie

Every Little Girl Knows About Love. It Is Only Her Capacity To Suffer Because Of It That Increases.
~ Francois Sagan

The First Thing A Girl Hopes For From The Garden Of Love Is At Least One Carat.
~ S. S. Biddle

Whenever It Is In Any Way Possible, Every Boy And Girl Should Choose As His Life Work Some Occupation Which He Should Like To Do Anyhow, Even If He Did Not Need The Money.
~ William Lyon Phelps

The First Symptom Of Love In A Young Man Is Timidity In A Girl Boldness.
~ Victor Hugo

I Feel Sure That No Girl Would Go To The Altar If She Knew All.
~ Queen Victoria

All My Pupils Are The Crme De La Crme. Give Me A Girl Of An Impressionable Age, And She Is Mine For Life.
~ Muriel Spark

The Whisper Of A Pretty Girl Can Be Heard Further Than The Roar Of A Lion.
~ Arab Prove