Leave It To A Girl To Take The Fun Out Of Sex Discrimination.
~ Bill Watterson, Calvin in "Calvin and Hobbes"

I Could Not Lose Unless I Was Caught In Bed With A Dead Girl Or A Live Boy.
~ Mark Duffy

On Doing Another Talk Show It Would Be Like Going Back To A Relationship. Ever Do That You Go Out With A Girl You Used To Date, She Looks So Damn Good, And Then At A Certain Point You Say, Boy, Now I Remember. I Know Why I Left.
~ Arsenio Hall

Transported To A Surreal Landscape, A Young Girl Kills The First Woman She Meets And Then Teams Up With Three Complete Strangers To Kill Again.
~ Unknown

Many A Man Has Fallen In Love With A Girl In A Light So Dim He Would Not Have Chosen A Suit By It.
~ Maurice Chevalie

Every Little Girl Knows About Love. It Is Only Her Capacity To Suffer Because Of It That Increases.
~ Francois Sagan

Love Is The Delightful Interval Between Meeting A Beautiful Girl And Discovering That She Looks Like A Haddock.
~ John Barrymore

The Best Accessory A Girl Can Have Is Her Best Friend.
~ Paris Hilton

A Little Girl Can Be Sweeter And Badder Oftener Than Anyone Else In The World. She Can Jitter Around, And Stomp, And Make Funny Noises That Frazzle Your Nerves, Yet Just When You Open Your Mouth She Stands There Demure With That Special Look In Her Eyes. A Girl Is Innocence Playing In The Mud, Beauty Standing On Its Head, And Motherhood Dragging A Doll By The Foot.
~ Alan Marshall Beck

The First Symptom Of Love In A Young Man Is Timidity In A Girl Boldness.
~ Victor Hugo

From Birth To Age Eighteen, A Girl Needs Good Parents. From Eighteen To Thirty-five, She Needs Good Looks. From Thirty-five To Fifty-five, She Needs A Good Personality. From Fifty-five On, She Needs Good Cash.
~ Sophie Tucke

Little Girl No Thanks, I Take It Black, Like My Men.
~ Airplane