From Birth To Age Eighteen, A Girl Needs Good Parents. From Eighteen To Thirty-five, She Needs Good Looks. From Thirty-five To Fifty-five, She Needs A Good Personality. From Fifty-five On, She Needs Good Cash.
~ Sophie Tucke
That Young Girl Is One Of The Least Benightedly Unintelligent Organic Life Forms It Has Been My Profound Lack Of Pleasure Not To Be Able To Avoid Meeting.
~ Marvin, _Life, the Universe, and Everything_ by Douglas Adams
Love Is The Delightful Interval Between Meeting A Beautiful Girl And Discovering That She Looks Like A Haddock.
~ John Barrymore
A Little Girl Can Be Sweeter And Badder Oftener Than Anyone Else In The World. She Can Jitter Around, And Stomp, And Make Funny Noises That Frazzle Your Nerves, Yet Just When You Open Your Mouth She Stands There Demure With That Special Look In Her Eyes. A Girl Is Innocence Playing In The Mud, Beauty Standing On Its Head, And Motherhood Dragging A Doll By The Foot.
~ Alan Marshall Beck
On Doing Another Talk Show It Would Be Like Going Back To A Relationship. Ever Do That You Go Out With A Girl You Used To Date, She Looks So Damn Good, And Then At A Certain Point You Say, Boy, Now I Remember. I Know Why I Left.
~ Arsenio Hall
Every Little Girl Knows About Love. It Is Only Her Capacity To Suffer Because Of It That Increases.
~ Francois Sagan
Leave It To A Girl To Take The Fun Out Of Sex Discrimination.
~ Bill Watterson, Calvin in "Calvin and Hobbes"
The First Thing A Girl Hopes For From The Garden Of Love Is At Least One Carat.
~ S. S. Biddle
Lloyd What Are The Chances Of A Guy Like You And A Girl Like Me... Ending Up Togethe.
~ Dumb & Dumbe
Whenever It Is In Any Way Possible, Every Boy And Girl Should Choose As His Life Work Some Occupation Which He Should Like To Do Anyhow, Even If He Did Not Need The Money.
~ William Lyon Phelps