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The Guy Who Takes A Chance, Who Walks The Line Between The Known And Unknown, Who Is Unafraid Of Failure, Will Succeed.
~ Gordon Parks
One Of These Days In Your Travels, A Guy Is Going To Come Up To You And Show You A Nice Brand-new Deck Of Cards On Which The Seal Is Not Yet Broken, And This Guy Is Going To Offer To Bet You That He Can Make The Jack Of Spades Jump Out Of The Deck And Squirt Cider In Your Ear. But, Son, Do Not Bet This Man, For As Sure As You Are Standing There, You Are Going To End Up With An Earful Of Cider.
~ Damon Runyon
We Might Do Well To Contain Our Elation At Seeing The Light At The End Of The Tunnel Until We Are Certain It Is Not Some Guy On A Motorcycle Coming Straight At Us.
~ Tom Fitzgerald
Lloyd What Are The Chances Of A Guy Like You And A Girl Like Me... Ending Up Togethe.
~ Dumb & Dumbe
How Can A Guy Hit And Think At The Same Time.
~ Lawrence Peter Berra
Tommy Fat Guy In A Little Coat.
~ Tommy Boy
The Buck Stops With The Guy Who Signs The Checks.
~ Rupert Murdoch
Happy During High School, I Played Junior Hockey And Still Hold Two League Records Most Time Spent In The Penalty Box And I Was The Only Guy To Ever Take Off His Skate And Try To Stab Somebody.
~ Happy Gilmore
Beanie I Have A Wife And Kids. Do I Seem Like A Happy Guy To You, Frank.
~ Old School
To Err Is Human, To Blame The Next Guy Even More So.
~ Unknown
A Bachelor Is A Selfish, Undeserving Guy Who Has Cheated Some Woman Out Of A Divorce.
~ Don Quinn
The United States Is Like The Guy At The Party Who Gives Cocaine To Everybody And Still Nobody Likes Him.
~ Jim Samuels
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