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Fishing Gives You A Sense Of Where You Fit In The Sceme Of Things - Your Place In The Universe... I, Mean, Here I Am, One Small Guy With A Fishing Pole On This Vast Beach And Out There In The Blue Expanse Of Ocean Are These Hundreds Of Millions Of Fish... Laughing At Me.
~ Unknown
A Bachelor Is A Selfish, Undeserving Guy Who Has Cheated Some Woman Out Of A Divorce.
~ Don Quinn
The Buck Stops With The Guy Who Signs The Checks.
~ Rupert Murdoch
You Know Something That Would Really Make Me Applaud A Guy Gets Stuck In Quicksand, Then Sinks, Then Suddenly Comes Shooting Out, Riding On Water Skis How Do They Do That.
~ Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
The Guy Who Takes A Chance, Who Walks The Line Between The Known And Unknown, Who Is Unafraid Of Failure, Will Succeed.
~ Gordon Parks
The United States Is Like The Guy At The Party Who Gives Cocaine To Everybody And Still Nobody Likes Him.
~ Jim Samuels
We Might Do Well To Contain Our Elation At Seeing The Light At The End Of The Tunnel Until We Are Certain It Is Not Some Guy On A Motorcycle Coming Straight At Us.
~ Tom Fitzgerald
I Guess One Of The Funniest Memories Of My Grandfather Was The Time I Was At His House And That Tied-up Man With The Gag In His Mouth Came Hopping Out Of The Closet And Started Yelling That HE Was Really My Grandfather And The Other Guy Was An Imposter And To Run For Help. Who Was That Guy Oh, Well, Never Saw HIM Again.
~ Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Hell, We Spent $200 Billion To Get A Scared Guy Who Needed A Shave Out Of A Fox-hole! And He May Even Die Of Prostate Cancer Before We Even Get A Chance To Try Him, Dammit!
~ Ted Turner, A speech to the McCallie School in Chattanooga, TN
One Of These Days In Your Travels, A Guy Is Going To Come Up To You And Show You A Nice Brand-new Deck Of Cards On Which The Seal Is Not Yet Broken, And This Guy Is Going To Offer To Bet You That He Can Make The Jack Of Spades Jump Out Of The Deck And Squirt Cider In Your Ear. But, Son, Do Not Bet This Man, For As Sure As You Are Standing There, You Are Going To End Up With An Earful Of Cider.
~ Damon Runyon
Opera Is When A Guy Gets Stabbed In The Back And, Instead Of Bleeding, He Sings.
~ Ed Gardne
The Guy With The Biggest Stomach Will Be The First To Take Off His Shirt At A Baseball Game.
~ Glenn Dickey
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