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I Guess One Of The Funniest Memories Of My Grandfather Was The Time I Was At His House And That Tied-up Man With The Gag In His Mouth Came Hopping Out Of The Closet And Started Yelling That HE Was Really My Grandfather And The Other Guy Was An Imposter And To Run For Help. Who Was That Guy Oh, Well, Never Saw HIM Again.
~ Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Lefty Wise Guy Dont Carry Wallets, They Carry Their Money In A Roll.... Beaner On The Outs.
~ Donnie Brasco
Opera Is When A Guy Gets Stabbed In The Back And, Instead Of Bleeding, He Sings.
~ Ed Gardne
Fishing Gives You A Sense Of Where You Fit In The Sceme Of Things - Your Place In The Universe... I, Mean, Here I Am, One Small Guy With A Fishing Pole On This Vast Beach And Out There In The Blue Expanse Of Ocean Are These Hundreds Of Millions Of Fish... Laughing At Me.
~ Unknown
Nobody In Football Should Be Called A Genius. A Genius Is A Guy Like Norman Einstein.
~ Joe Theismann
Beanie I Have A Wife And Kids. Do I Seem Like A Happy Guy To You, Frank.
~ Old School
The United States Is Like The Guy At The Party Who Gives Cocaine To Everybody And Still Nobody Likes Him.
~ Jim Samuels
You Know... That A Blank Wall Is An Apalling Thing To Look At. The Wall Of A Museum -- A Canvas -- A Piece Of Film -- Or A Guy Sitting In Front Of A Typewriter. Then, You Start Out To Do Something -- That Vague Thing Called Creation. The Beginning Strikes Awe Within You.
~ Edward Steichen
We Might Do Well To Contain Our Elation At Seeing The Light At The End Of The Tunnel Until We Are Certain It Is Not Some Guy On A Motorcycle Coming Straight At Us.
~ Tom Fitzgerald
The Guy With The Biggest Stomach Will Be The First To Take Off His Shirt At A Baseball Game.
~ Glenn Dickey
Hell, We Spent $200 Billion To Get A Scared Guy Who Needed A Shave Out Of A Fox-hole! And He May Even Die Of Prostate Cancer Before We Even Get A Chance To Try Him, Dammit!
~ Ted Turner, A speech to the McCallie School in Chattanooga, TN
A Composer Is A Guy Who Goes Around Forcing His Will On Unsuspecting Air Molecules, Often With The Assistance Of Unsuspecting Musicians.
~ Frank Zappa