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The Guy With The Biggest Stomach Will Be The First To Take Off His Shirt At A Baseball Game.
~ Glenn Dickey
You Know... That A Blank Wall Is An Apalling Thing To Look At. The Wall Of A Museum -- A Canvas -- A Piece Of Film -- Or A Guy Sitting In Front Of A Typewriter. Then, You Start Out To Do Something -- That Vague Thing Called Creation. The Beginning Strikes Awe Within You.
~ Edward Steichen
You Know Something That Would Really Make Me Applaud A Guy Gets Stuck In Quicksand, Then Sinks, Then Suddenly Comes Shooting Out, Riding On Water Skis How Do They Do That.
~ Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
A Bachelor Is A Selfish, Undeserving Guy Who Has Cheated Some Woman Out Of A Divorce.
~ Don Quinn
I Guess One Of The Funniest Memories Of My Grandfather Was The Time I Was At His House And That Tied-up Man With The Gag In His Mouth Came Hopping Out Of The Closet And Started Yelling That HE Was Really My Grandfather And The Other Guy Was An Imposter And To Run For Help. Who Was That Guy Oh, Well, Never Saw HIM Again.
~ Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
The Guy Who Takes A Chance, Who Walks The Line Between The Known And Unknown, Who Is Unafraid Of Failure, Will Succeed.
~ Gordon Parks
Lloyd What Are The Chances Of A Guy Like You And A Girl Like Me... Ending Up Togethe.
~ Dumb & Dumbe
How Can A Guy Hit And Think At The Same Time.
~ Lawrence Peter Berra
Nobody In Football Should Be Called A Genius. A Genius Is A Guy Like Norman Einstein.
~ Joe Theismann
The United States Is Like The Guy At The Party Who Gives Cocaine To Everybody And Still Nobody Likes Him.
~ Jim Samuels
Opera Is When A Guy Gets Stabbed In The Back And, Instead Of Bleeding, He Sings.
~ Ed Gardne
We Might Do Well To Contain Our Elation At Seeing The Light At The End Of The Tunnel Until We Are Certain It Is Not Some Guy On A Motorcycle Coming Straight At Us.
~ Tom Fitzgerald
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