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You Know... That A Blank Wall Is An Apalling Thing To Look At. The Wall Of A Museum -- A Canvas -- A Piece Of Film -- Or A Guy Sitting In Front Of A Typewriter. Then, You Start Out To Do Something -- That Vague Thing Called Creation. The Beginning Strikes Awe Within You.
~ Edward Steichen
Opera Is When A Guy Gets Stabbed In The Back And, Instead Of Bleeding, He Sings.
~ Ed Gardne
Happy During High School, I Played Junior Hockey And Still Hold Two League Records Most Time Spent In The Penalty Box And I Was The Only Guy To Ever Take Off His Skate And Try To Stab Somebody.
~ Happy Gilmore
We Might Do Well To Contain Our Elation At Seeing The Light At The End Of The Tunnel Until We Are Certain It Is Not Some Guy On A Motorcycle Coming Straight At Us.
~ Tom Fitzgerald
A Bachelor Is A Selfish, Undeserving Guy Who Has Cheated Some Woman Out Of A Divorce.
~ Don Quinn
Instead Of Burning A Guy At The Stake, What About Burning Him At The STILTS It Probably Lasts Longer, Plus It Moves Around.
~ Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
You Know Something That Would Really Make Me Applaud A Guy Gets Stuck In Quicksand, Then Sinks, Then Suddenly Comes Shooting Out, Riding On Water Skis How Do They Do That.
~ Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Tommy Fat Guy In A Little Coat.
~ Tommy Boy
The Guy With The Biggest Stomach Will Be The First To Take Off His Shirt At A Baseball Game.
~ Glenn Dickey
Lefty Wise Guy Dont Carry Wallets, They Carry Their Money In A Roll.... Beaner On The Outs.
~ Donnie Brasco
I Guess One Of The Funniest Memories Of My Grandfather Was The Time I Was At His House And That Tied-up Man With The Gag In His Mouth Came Hopping Out Of The Closet And Started Yelling That HE Was Really My Grandfather And The Other Guy Was An Imposter And To Run For Help. Who Was That Guy Oh, Well, Never Saw HIM Again.
~ Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
The United States Is Like The Guy At The Party Who Gives Cocaine To Everybody And Still Nobody Likes Him.
~ Jim Samuels
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