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Happy During High School, I Played Junior Hockey And Still Hold Two League Records Most Time Spent In The Penalty Box And I Was The Only Guy To Ever Take Off His Skate And Try To Stab Somebody.
~ Happy Gilmore
We Might Do Well To Contain Our Elation At Seeing The Light At The End Of The Tunnel Until We Are Certain It Is Not Some Guy On A Motorcycle Coming Straight At Us.
~ Tom Fitzgerald
The Guy Who Takes A Chance, Who Walks The Line Between The Known And Unknown, Who Is Unafraid Of Failure, Will Succeed.
~ Gordon Parks
To Err Is Human, To Blame The Next Guy Even More So.
~ Unknown
You Know... That A Blank Wall Is An Apalling Thing To Look At. The Wall Of A Museum -- A Canvas -- A Piece Of Film -- Or A Guy Sitting In Front Of A Typewriter. Then, You Start Out To Do Something -- That Vague Thing Called Creation. The Beginning Strikes Awe Within You.
~ Edward Steichen
The Guy With The Biggest Stomach Will Be The First To Take Off His Shirt At A Baseball Game.
~ Glenn Dickey
Beanie I Have A Wife And Kids. Do I Seem Like A Happy Guy To You, Frank.
~ Old School
I Guess One Of The Funniest Memories Of My Grandfather Was The Time I Was At His House And That Tied-up Man With The Gag In His Mouth Came Hopping Out Of The Closet And Started Yelling That HE Was Really My Grandfather And The Other Guy Was An Imposter And To Run For Help. Who Was That Guy Oh, Well, Never Saw HIM Again.
~ Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Tommy Fat Guy In A Little Coat.
~ Tommy Boy
A Bachelor Is A Selfish, Undeserving Guy Who Has Cheated Some Woman Out Of A Divorce.
~ Don Quinn
One Of These Days In Your Travels, A Guy Is Going To Come Up To You And Show You A Nice Brand-new Deck Of Cards On Which The Seal Is Not Yet Broken, And This Guy Is Going To Offer To Bet You That He Can Make The Jack Of Spades Jump Out Of The Deck And Squirt Cider In Your Ear. But, Son, Do Not Bet This Man, For As Sure As You Are Standing There, You Are Going To End Up With An Earful Of Cider.
~ Damon Runyon
Lefty Wise Guy Dont Carry Wallets, They Carry Their Money In A Roll.... Beaner On The Outs.
~ Donnie Brasco
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