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Lloyd What Are The Chances Of A Guy Like You And A Girl Like Me... Ending Up Togethe.
~ Dumb & Dumbe
We Might Do Well To Contain Our Elation At Seeing The Light At The End Of The Tunnel Until We Are Certain It Is Not Some Guy On A Motorcycle Coming Straight At Us.
~ Tom Fitzgerald
Instead Of Burning A Guy At The Stake, What About Burning Him At The STILTS It Probably Lasts Longer, Plus It Moves Around.
~ Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Nobody In Football Should Be Called A Genius. A Genius Is A Guy Like Norman Einstein.
~ Joe Theismann
How Can A Guy Hit And Think At The Same Time.
~ Lawrence Peter Berra
Opera Is When A Guy Gets Stabbed In The Back And, Instead Of Bleeding, He Sings.
~ Ed Gardne
A Bachelor Is A Selfish, Undeserving Guy Who Has Cheated Some Woman Out Of A Divorce.
~ Don Quinn
The Buck Stops With The Guy Who Signs The Checks.
~ Rupert Murdoch
Tommy Fat Guy In A Little Coat.
~ Tommy Boy
Happy During High School, I Played Junior Hockey And Still Hold Two League Records Most Time Spent In The Penalty Box And I Was The Only Guy To Ever Take Off His Skate And Try To Stab Somebody.
~ Happy Gilmore
You Know Something That Would Really Make Me Applaud A Guy Gets Stuck In Quicksand, Then Sinks, Then Suddenly Comes Shooting Out, Riding On Water Skis How Do They Do That.
~ Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
One Of These Days In Your Travels, A Guy Is Going To Come Up To You And Show You A Nice Brand-new Deck Of Cards On Which The Seal Is Not Yet Broken, And This Guy Is Going To Offer To Bet You That He Can Make The Jack Of Spades Jump Out Of The Deck And Squirt Cider In Your Ear. But, Son, Do Not Bet This Man, For As Sure As You Are Standing There, You Are Going To End Up With An Earful Of Cider.
~ Damon Runyon
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