We Might Do Well To Contain Our Elation At Seeing The Light At The End Of The Tunnel Until We Are Certain It Is Not Some Guy On A Motorcycle Coming Straight At Us.
~ Tom Fitzgerald

Instead Of Burning A Guy At The Stake, What About Burning Him At The STILTS It Probably Lasts Longer, Plus It Moves Around.
~ Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Happy During High School, I Played Junior Hockey And Still Hold Two League Records Most Time Spent In The Penalty Box And I Was The Only Guy To Ever Take Off His Skate And Try To Stab Somebody.
~ Happy Gilmore

A Bachelor Is A Selfish, Undeserving Guy Who Has Cheated Some Woman Out Of A Divorce.
~ Don Quinn

One Of These Days In Your Travels, A Guy Is Going To Come Up To You And Show You A Nice Brand-new Deck Of Cards On Which The Seal Is Not Yet Broken, And This Guy Is Going To Offer To Bet You That He Can Make The Jack Of Spades Jump Out Of The Deck And Squirt Cider In Your Ear. But, Son, Do Not Bet This Man, For As Sure As You Are Standing There, You Are Going To End Up With An Earful Of Cider.
~ Damon Runyon

The Guy With The Biggest Stomach Will Be The First To Take Off His Shirt At A Baseball Game.
~ Glenn Dickey

Beanie I Have A Wife And Kids. Do I Seem Like A Happy Guy To You, Frank.
~ Old School

The Guy Who Takes A Chance, Who Walks The Line Between The Known And Unknown, Who Is Unafraid Of Failure, Will Succeed.
~ Gordon Parks

Lloyd What Are The Chances Of A Guy Like You And A Girl Like Me... Ending Up Togethe.
~ Dumb & Dumbe

Tommy Fat Guy In A Little Coat.
~ Tommy Boy

You Know... That A Blank Wall Is An Apalling Thing To Look At. The Wall Of A Museum -- A Canvas -- A Piece Of Film -- Or A Guy Sitting In Front Of A Typewriter. Then, You Start Out To Do Something -- That Vague Thing Called Creation. The Beginning Strikes Awe Within You.
~ Edward Steichen