Merrill One Time, I Was At This Party... And I Was Sitting On The Couch With Amanda McKinney. She Was Just Sitting There, Looking Beautiful. So, I Lean In To Kiss Her, And I Realize I Have Gum In My Mouth. So, I Turn To Spit It Out And Put It In A Paper Cup. I Turn Back, And Amanda McKinney Throws Up All Over Herself. I Knew The Moment It Happened, It Was A Miracle. I Could Have Been Kissing Her When She Threw Up. It Would Have Scarred Me For Life. I May Never Have Recovered. ~ Signs The First Kiss Is Stolen By The Man; The Last Is Begged By The Woman. ~ H. L. Mencken Let The Beauty We Love Be What We Do. There Are Hundreds Of Ways To Kneel And Kiss The Ground. ~ Jelaluddin Rumi A Compliment Is Like A Kiss Through A Veil. ~ Victor Hugo Thank God, I Have Done My Duty. Kiss Me, Hardy. ~ Adm. Horatio Nelson, last words, 21 Oct 1805 You Have To Kiss A Lot Of Toads Before You Find A Handsome Prince. ~ American Prove If You Are Ever In Doubt As To Whether Or Not You Should Kiss A Pretty Girl, Give Her The Benefit Of The Doubt. ~ Thomas Carlyle The Happiness Of Life Is Made Up Of Minute Fractions - The Little, Soon Forgotten Charities Of A Kiss Or A Smile, A Kind Look Or Heartfelt Compliment. ~ Samuel Taylor Coleridge A Lawful Kiss Is Never Worth A Stolen One. ~ Maupassant In Any Man Who Dies There Dies With Him, His First Snow And Kiss And Fight... Not People Die But Worlds Die In Them. ~ John Greenleaf Whittie Original Poems For Infant Minds My MotherWho Ran To Help Me When I Fell, And Would Some Pretty Story Tell, Or Kiss The Place To Make It WellMy Mother. ~ Anon Excuse Me While I Kiss The Sky. ~ Jimi Hendrix
|