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When Money Talks, Nobody Notices What Grammar It Uses.
~ Anonymous
Advertising May Be Described As The Science Of Arresting The Human Intelligence Long Enough To Get Money From It.
~ Unknown
Behold, The Fool Saith, Put Not All Thine Eggs In The One Basket, -- Which Is But A Manner Of Saying, Scatter Your Money And Your Attention, But The Wise Man Saith, Put All Your Eggs In The One Basket And -- Watch That Basket.
~ Mark Twain
The Three Most Important Parts A Man Has Are, Briefly, His Private Parts, His Money And His Religious Beliefs.
~ Samuel Butle
Prosperity Is Living Easily And Happily In The Real World, Whether You Have Money Or Not.
~ Jerry Gellis
I Think One Way Police Departments Could Make Some Money Would Be To Hold A Yard Sale Of Murder Weapons. Many People, For Example, Could Probably Use A Cheap Ice Pick.
~ Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
What Power Has Law Where Only Money Rules.
~ Gaius Petronius
It Is Well To Write Love Letters. There Are Certain Things For Which It Is Not Easy To Ask Your Mistress Face To Face, Like Money For Instance.
~ Henri De Regnie
The Art Of Living Easily As To Money Is To Pitch Your Scale Of Living One Degree Below Your Means.
~ Sir Henry Taylo
We Have The Best Congress Money Can Buy.
~ Will Rogers
I Spent A Lot Of Money On Booze, Birds And Fast Cars. The Rest I Just Squandered.
~ George Best
It Has Been Said That The Love Of Money Is The Root Of All Evil. The Want Of Money Is So Quite As Truly.
~ Samuel Butler, Erewhon (1872)