Make Money And The Whole Nation Will Conspire To Call You A Gentleman.
~ George Bernard Shaw
America Believes In Education The Average Professor Earns More Money In A Year Than A Professional Athlete Earns In A Whole Week.
~ Evan Esa
Christmas Is The Season When People Run Out Of Money Before They Run Out Of Friends.
~ Larry Wilde
The Surest Way To Get Rid Of A Bore Is To Lend Money To Him.
~ Paul Louis Courie
I Never Write Metropolis For Seven Cents Because I Can Get The Same Price For City. I Never Write Policeman Because I Can Get The Same Money For Cop.
~ Mark Twain
Lack Of Money Is No Obstacle. Lack Of An Idea Is An Obstacle.
~ Ken Hakuta
Advertising May Be Described As The Science Of Arresting The Human Intelligence Long Enough To Get Money From It.
Whether He Admits It Or Not, A Man Has Been Brought Up To Look At Money As A Sign Of His Virility, A Symbol Of His Power, A Bigger Phallic Symbol Than A Porsche.
~ Victoria Billings
I Think One Way Police Departments Could Make Some Money Would Be To Hold A Yard Sale Of Murder Weapons. Many People, For Example, Could Probably Use A Cheap Ice Pick.
~ Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Every Gun That Is Made, Every Warship Launched, Every Rocket Fired Signifies, In The Final Sense, A Theft From Those Who Hunger And Are Not Fed, Those Who Are Cold And Not Clothed. This World In Arms Is Not Spending Money Alone. It Is Spending The Sweat Of Its Laborers, The Genius Of Its Scientists, The Hopes Of Its Children. This Is Not A Way Of Life At All In Any True Sense. Under The Cloud Of Threatening War, It Is Humanity Hanging From A Cross Of Iron.
~ Dwight D. Eisenhower, From a speech before the American Society of Newspaper Editors, April 16, 1963
If A Nation Values Anything More Than Freedom, It Will Lose Its Freedom And The Irony Of It Is That If It Is Comfort Or Money That It Values More, It Will Lose That, Too.
~ W. Somerset Maugham
The Safest Way To Double Your Money Is To Fold It Over And Put It In Your Pocket.
~ Kin Hubbard