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Ours Is A Precarious Language, As Every Writer Knows, In Which The Merest Shadow Line Often Separates Affirmation From Negation, Sense From Nonsense, And One Sex From The Other.
~ James Grover Thurbe
Men Want Sex. If Men Ruled The World, They Could Get Sex Anywhere, Anytime. Restaurants Would Give You Sex Instead Of Breath Mints On The Way Out. Gas Stations Would Give Sex With Every Fill-up. Banks Would Give Sex To Anyone Who Opened A Checking Account.
~ Scott Adams, The Dilbert Future
Someone Asked Sophocles, How Do You Feel Now About Sex Are You Able To Have A Woman He Replied, Hush Man Most Gladly Indeed Am I Rid Off It All, As Though I Had Escaped From A Mad And Savage Master.
~ Sophocles
Leave It To A Girl To Take The Fun Out Of Sex Discrimination.
~ Bill Watterson, Calvin in "Calvin and Hobbes"
Life Without Sex Might Be Safer But It Would Be Unbearably Dull. It Is The Sex Instinct Which Makes Women Seem Beautiful, Which They Are Once In A Blue Moon, And Men Seem Wise And Brave, Which They Never Are At All. Throttle It, Denaturalize It, Take It Away, And Human Existence Would Be Reduced To The Prosiac, Laborious, Boresome, Imbecile Level Of Life In An Anthill.
~ Henry Louis Mencken
A Legal Or Religious Ceremony By Which Two Persons Of The Opposite Sex Solemnly Agree To Harass And Spy On Each Other... Until Death Do Them Join.
~ Elbert Hubbard
I Know Nothing About Sex Because I Was Always Married.
~ Zsa Zsa Gabo
For Flavor, Instant Sex Will Never Supercede The Stuff You Have To Peel And Cook.
~ Quentin Crisp
I Can Remember When The Air Was Clean And Sex Was Dirty.
~ George Burns
I Believe That Sex Is One Of The Most Beautiful, Natural, Wholesome Things That Money Can Buy.
~ Steve Martin
Love Is The Answer, But While You Are Waiting For The Answer, Sex Raises Some Pretty Good Questions.
~ Woody Allen
Ok. Sex Is Fine. Sex Is Good. Sex Is GREAT Okay, Okay, We Need Men For Sex... Do We Need So Many.
~ Sybil Adelman
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