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Life Without Sex Might Be Safer But It Would Be Unbearably Dull. It Is The Sex Instinct Which Makes Women Seem Beautiful, Which They Are Once In A Blue Moon, And Men Seem Wise And Brave, Which They Never Are At All. Throttle It, Denaturalize It, Take It Away, And Human Existence Would Be Reduced To The Prosiac, Laborious, Boresome, Imbecile Level Of Life In An Anthill.
~ Henry Louis Mencken
Nothing Is So Much To Be Shunned As Sex Relations.
~ Saint Augustine
Golf And Sex Are About The Only Things You Can Enjoy Without Being Good At.
~ Jimmy Demaret
I Can Remember When The Air Was Clean And Sex Was Dirty.
~ George Burns
A Legal Or Religious Ceremony By Which Two Persons Of The Opposite Sex Solemnly Agree To Harass And Spy On Each Other... Until Death Do Them Join.
~ Elbert Hubbard
Men Want Sex. If Men Ruled The World, They Could Get Sex Anywhere, Anytime. Restaurants Would Give You Sex Instead Of Breath Mints On The Way Out. Gas Stations Would Give Sex With Every Fill-up. Banks Would Give Sex To Anyone Who Opened A Checking Account.
~ Scott Adams, The Dilbert Future
Chastity Always Takes Its Toll. In Some It Produces Pimples; In Others, Sex Laws.
~ Karl Kraus
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