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Men Are Jerks. Women Are Psychotic.
~ Kilgore Trout, Timequake, Kurt Vonnegut. Page 19
Walking Women Want To See The Southern Cross At Night And So They Set Aside A Sock, And Tie Their Laces Tight Yes Mournful Is The Melody That Echoes In Their Heads Without A Beat They March Along, Believing Bach Is Dead.
~ The Residents "Duck Stab": Bach is Dead
The World Is Full Of Women Blindsided By The Unceasing Demands Of Motherhood, Still Flabbergasted By How A Job Can Be Terrific And Torturous.
~ Anna Quindlen, O Magazine, May 2003
Misogynist A Man Who Hates Women As Much As Women Hate One Another.
~ H. L. Mencken
When The Candles Are Out All Women Are Fair.
~ Plutarch, Morals
The Trouble With Some Women Is They Get All Excited About Nothing --- And Then They Marry Him.
~ Che
Men Want The Same Thing From Women And Their Underwear: Support, Comfort, And Freedom.
~ Jerry Seinfeld, Seinfeld
Character Is What God And The Angels Know Of Us; Reputation Is What Men And Women Think Of Us.
~ Horace Mann
At The Age Of Eleven Or Thereabouts Women Acquire A Poise And An Ability To Handle Difficult Situations Which A Man, If He Is Lucky, Manages To Achieve Somewhere In The Later Seventies.
~ P. G. Wodehouse, Uneasy Money
Brigands Demand Your Money Or Your Life; Women Require Both.
~ Nicholas Murray Butle
Change Comes Not From Men And Women Changing Their Minds, But From The Change From One Generation To The Next.
~ John Kenneth Galbraith
Here In America We Are Descended In Blood And In Spirit From Revolutionists And Rebels - Men And Women Who Dare To Dissent From Accepted Doctrine. As Their Heirs, May We Never Confuse Honest Dissent With Disloyal Subversion.
~ Dwight D Eisenhowe