In All Large Corporations, There Is A Pervasive Fear That Someone, Somewhere Is Having Fun With A Computer On Company Time. Networks Help Alleviate That Fear.
~ John C. Dvorak
Pixel, N.: A Mischievous, Magical Spirit Associated With Screen Displays. The Computer Industry Has Frequently Borrowed From Mythology: Witness The Sprites In Computer Graphics, The Demons In Artificial Intelligence, And The Trolls In The Marketing Department.
~ Jeff Meye
My Computer Beat Me At Checkers, But I Sure Beat It At Kickboxing.
~ Emo Phillips
The Computer Programmer Is A Creator Of Universes For Which He Alone Is Responsible. Universes Of Virtually Unlimited Complexity Can Be Created In The Form Of Computer Programs.
~ Joseph Weizenbaum
Why Is It Drug Addicts And Computer Afficionados Are Both Called Users?
~ Clifford Stoll
There Is No Reason Anyone Would Want A Computer In Their Home.
~ Ken Olson
To Err Is Human--and To Blame It On A Computer Is Even More So.
~ Robert Orben
I Have A Cat Named Trash. In The Current Political Climate It Would Seem That If I Were Trying To Sell Him At Least To A Computer Scientist, I Would Not Stress That He Is Gentle To Humans And Is Self-sufficient, Living Mostly On Field Mice. Rather, I Would Argue That He Is Object-oriented.
~ Roger King
A Computer Terminal Is Not Some Clunky Old Television With A Typewriter In Front Of It. It Is An Interface Where The Mind And Body Can Connect With The Universe And Move Bits Of It About. From Mostly Harmless.
~ Douglas Noel Adams
As Far As We Know, Our Computer Has Never Had An Undetected Error.
I Think That Their Flight From And Hatred Of Technology Is Self-defeating. The Buddha Rests Quite As Comfortably In The Circuits Of A Digital Computer Of The Gears Of A Cycle Transmission As He Does At The Top Of A Mountain Or In The Petals Of A Flower. To Think Otherwise Is To Demean The Buddha--which Is To Demean Oneself.
~ Robert M. Pursig, "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance"
A Computer Lets You Make More Mistakes Faster Than Any Invention In Human History - With The Possible Exceptions Of Handguns And Tequila.
~ Mitch Ratliffe